My Retirement Plan Kitesurfing T-Shirt – Soft Cotton Tee for Kiteboarders

Who needs a 401k when you’ve got 20 knots and a kite in the sky?

The "My Retirement Plan" tee is for every kitesurfer who's already figured it out—paradise isn’t some condo in Boca, it’s the beach, the board, and the wind. Whether you're actually retired or just mentally clocked out, this shirt lays it all out for the world to see.

Printed on premium, lightweight cotton for those endless summer days. Comes in beach-ready colors to suit your vibe.

Why They’ll Buy It:

• It’s a conversation starter for every kiter over 30.

• Makes a killer gift for wind-chasing friends.

• Perfect for beach bar hangs, kite trips, or just telling HR to suck it—subtly.

• Soft, breathable fabric ideal for tropical daydreaming or post-session beers.

Specs:

• Fabric: 100% combed ring-spun cotton

• retire on the beachFit: Unisex retail fit – not too tight, not too boxy

• Sizes: S to 2XL

• Tagless comfort

• Machine washable (because sand happens)